what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
hey guys! i’m gonna do my liveshow another night as i’m so jetlagged come back from the usa, i’ve literally spent the last 4 hours like this:
i don’t think i have a nose anymore??
“I’ll write every single URL-“
this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.
person:”that shows so stupid”
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart
however, that’s also usually the one character that dies
i was just like “oh yay”
“not so much yay”
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I write sins not five page research papers
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em