garbage-bag:

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garbage-bag:

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rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit


doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”



danisnotonfire:

hey guys! i’m gonna do my liveshow another night as i’m so jetlagged come back from the usa, i’ve literally spent the last 4 hours like this: 

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i don’t think i have a nose anymore??



rosesollux:

“I’ll write every single URL-“

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po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.


ernbarassing:

person:”that shows so stupid”

me:
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jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”


starious:

You can edit and create your own original cursor.


falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers



meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em